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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

"F@#% Inner Peace"

Jimmy Kimmel sent his crew to totally disrupt a Mysore class...

Friday, March 28, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel should write the pop-up videos for Lost

Monday, February 25, 2008

Oscar Night Highlights

The Oscars were boring as hell, except for a couple clever remarks from Jon Stewart. The real highlight of the night, came after on Jimmy Kimmel. Warning: very adult language...

In case you missed the original video by Sarah Silverman:

Friday, February 1, 2008

Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship

I work at 6am, so I never watch late night tv. I did however, accidently tape Kimmel last night and just watched it. It was his anniversary show, so he did an anniversary version of Unnecessary Censorship in which they censor things that don't need censoring. The result is the funniest bit of tv I've seen in a long time:

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that I gave Jesus a chace. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring, which makes it like sex... it's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." -Bull Durham