seriously?: WHERE'S WALLY?

Friday, September 26, 2008

WHERE'S WALLY?

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Jaid said...: If he is taken across the stateline it becomes federal offense and the FBI get involved. I think the DEVIL rays snatched him. They are only in 1st place because of voodoo.; September 26, 2008 at 4:31 PM

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that I gave Jesus a chace. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring, which makes it like sex... it's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." -Bull Durham

Friday, September 26, 2008

WHERE'S WALLY?

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