According to barstool sports, girls who wear Papelbon jersey's are the sluttiest. They are as crazy as the man himself. Girls who wear Beckett jerseys are "sneaky" promiscuous, especially in October...
Does this mean girls who wear Youk's jersey have no self respect? If you think it's appalling for Youk, a player that some of us thought (and would like to continue thinking) is a good-hearted stand-up guy, to be associated with this in any way, please let him and his charitable organization know: http://youkskids.org/html/contactus.html
"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that I gave Jesus a chace. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring, which makes it like sex... it's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." -Bull Durham
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If I may interrupt the levity for a moment for...have you seen this:
Youk, what were you thinking?
Does this mean girls who wear Youk's jersey have no self respect? If you think it's appalling for Youk, a player that some of us thought (and would like to continue thinking) is a good-hearted stand-up guy, to be associated with this in any way, please let him and his charitable organization know: http://youkskids.org/html/contactus.html
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